Is This The Real Star Wars Release Schedule?

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A German website was reportedly in attendance of a Hasbro presentation that spilled the beans on the upcoming Star Wars slate of films.

The rumored schedule is as follows:

2014 – Rebels

2015 – Episode VII

2016 – Boba Fett

2017 – Episode VII

2018 – Solo

2019 – Episode IX

2020 – Red Five

 

I’m guessing that after this they will then create an all-new Prequel Trilogy that isn’t garbage? Disney? J.J.? Are you guys listening? Can we take a vote to kick the Prequel Trilogy out of canon? I have a way to fix the whole fucking thing… Film a scene to add to the end of Revenge of the Sith in which a hammered and high Yoda is telling the whole story to Luke on Degoba and the spirit of Obi Wan (Alec Guinness, not Ewan Macgegor) calls shenanigans on drunk ass Yoda, telling him that smoking that dank ass swamp plant and eating those shrooms growing off his cane have finally broken his feeble old brain.

By the way, can someone please explain the J.J. backlash? I’ll take as many lens flares as he wants to throw at me if it means I don’t have to hear any shit about midichlorians. The guy has made some solid and entertaining films. He made me enjoy Star Trek which made me question the entire universe around me.

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